The Woman of Belgravia Theme
2:00pm September 22, 2014

Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.

Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.

1:59pm September 22, 2014

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

1:58pm September 22, 2014

This is important.

This is important.

1:57pm September 22, 2014

selfhelpbook:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I teach gymnastics and when little kids bump themselves on something and get upset I actually ask “are you ok? do you think we need to cut it off?” and without fail, they will laugh and say “no, it’s ok”

1:53pm September 22, 2014

xfaults:

xfaults:

there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded.

just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all

1:52pm September 22, 2014

insanity-and-vanity:

The only appropriate response to “trends men hate”

1:52pm September 22, 2014

waaaaaaaaaaaalt:

Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.

1:52pm September 22, 2014

“Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time we see gender as a spectrum, and not as two sets of opposing ideals.”

— Emma Watson, He For She Campaign (via clones-and-thrones)
1:51pm September 22, 2014

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tmirai:

Foam and Worbla armour MEGA TUTORIAL

Tutorial by AmenoKitarou

Super duper awesome and helpful! I am totally going to try this out for my Garrosh cosplay.

keeping this for my knight cosplay (:B 

1:50pm September 22, 2014

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

1:50pm September 22, 2014

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

we humans are fucking weird

1:50pm September 22, 2014

courfiusette:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

1:49pm September 22, 2014

foxywinchester:

i want my hat back more like the exact plot line of catws

1:47pm September 22, 2014

doctor-who-is-my-division:

oodmoriarty:

It’s all yours - Planet Earth. Now that’s a retirement plan. But just you be careful, though. No interfering. I don’t want any trouble. Just… just have a nice life. 
Oh Doctor, I will make you proud.

GUYS, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE.

MR. COPPER WENT ON TO CREATE THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION.

YOU KNOW, THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION WHICH INVENTED THE SUBWAVE NETWORK.

THE SUBWAVE NETWORK WHICH HARRIET JONES USED IN ‘THE STOLEN EARTH’ TO BRING THE DOCTOR BACK TO EARTH TO FIGHT THE DALEK INVASION AND STOP THE REALITY BOMB.

MR. COPPER IS THE BIGGEST UNSUNG HERO IN DOCTOR WHO.

1:46pm September 22, 2014

pastelpinkmorphine:

You do drugs? COOL!
You don’t do drugs? GREAT!
Do not judge someone on what they do with THEIR life, or post on THEIR Tumblr!