The Woman of Belgravia Theme
12:30am October 22, 2014

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

12:29am October 22, 2014
topimagenes:

A company called Hendo actually made a functioning hover board

topimagenes:

A company called Hendo actually made a functioning hover board

12:28am October 22, 2014

fwips:

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are

12:28am October 22, 2014

land-of-propaganda:

#FergusonOctober

A mural was painted over Monday afternoon after Trenton police expressed concern that the painting, depicting Michael Brown, a Ferguson, Mo., teen who was fatally shot by police in August, sent the wrong message about community and police relations.

(Read more here)

(10/21)

12:28am October 22, 2014

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

12:27am October 22, 2014
meum-malum:

kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:


vegan-vulcan:
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

I think he might need a band-aid 

meum-malum:

kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:

vegan-vulcan:

X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

I think he might need a band-aid 

12:05am October 22, 2014

onthelosingside:

onthelosingside:

are you fuckin, are you fuckin kidding me rn, are you fuckin — like the bisexual flag background at the club during the stag night wasn’t enough to make me meta side eye the fucking lighting choices ENOUGH now i come to find out that in the background of the moment john dips mary, the colors of the bisexual flag fade over wedding flowers in sequence, pink, purple, blue, are you FUCKIN KIDDING ME, AS HE DIPS HER

image

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

12:05am October 22, 2014

jpnvines:

笑笑笑。 #Funnies #リメイク #iphone #着信音 〜 ささぽち

Hahaha. #Funnies #remake #iphone #ringtone 〜 ささぽち

12:04am October 22, 2014

Oathkeeper; Even the sound of it is sharper than an ordinary sword. Valyrian steel, spell-forged. It was a sword fit for a hero.

12:04am October 22, 2014

nock-nock-nock:

『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014)

12:04am October 22, 2014

gamindustris:

snazzapplesweet:

ayyy

shills

12:03am October 22, 2014
  • gavin: who do you think has died the most in gta?
  • michael: you
  • ray: you
  • ah crew: you
  • me: you
  • dan gruchy: you
  • rt community: you
  • obama: you
12:02am October 22, 2014
hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

12:01am October 22, 2014

lameboy-color:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

12:01am October 22, 2014
furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots